Tuesday, 17 October 2017

It Must be Love!

Hello all,

This is a little bit of nothing so don't feel obliged to carry on, lol

I decided that I must really really love my beloved, as today I made a new recipe for  tonight's tea and I pretty much dislike everything that is in it but knew he would like it!

Not this but similar.

I made Beer baked sausages with Dijon mustard. Don't get too excited, it was nothing to write home about. Among the ingredients were onions, sausages,  real ale, mustard, tomatoes, beef stock cubes ( I don't mind the stock cube, the rest I wouldn't choose on any day, lol). There was entirely too much faffing about for my liking for something so meh!

It said to serve it with cheesy mashed potatoes and roasted carrots  so I did. I hate mashed potatoes too so ......

I came to the conclusion.......

Maybe I will have earned myself......

a nice one of course

To be honest, I am very happy to cook him whatever he fancies, I am his wife after all, it's not really an out of the way thing to do but hey ho,  any excuse for a good girl spanking I say.

Whether or not I get a good girl I know I won't be getting a bad girl as he is in a very good mood.  (There was ale left over )

A happy husband makes for a happy wife 

While I am out here telling tales of my culinary ability I will just add in a little conversation I had with my youngest at the weekend. Actually nothing to do with cooking, more ttwd related.

Son was staying overnight with us as his band had a gig nearby ( he is a phenomenal guitarist). He had his girlfriend's car and keys. 

"Oh mum look at these, her charm has snapped in half!"

"What a shame, what was it, can you get another one?"

"It was a pair of handcuffs, we got it when we were away"

 Such is our relationship.  I am not sure how many 28 year olds would be able to talk to their mum about such things as handcuffs and spanking. It happens quite often nowadays , I am pretty sure they lean the same way as us. She defers to him in pretty much everything and is definitely submissive, (I would stake my life on it). 
I think I was at a bit more of a loss than him. I just sort of suggested he buy a new set for her Birthday. I nearly said get her some real ones like mine but stopped myself just in time. Maybe I will work up to that conversation after the Prosecco has been flowing at Christmas ;)

Happy families!!

Hope you are all having a nice week with lots of love and happy spankings.
love Jan, xx

Monday, 2 October 2017


Hello everyone,

Just interrupting normal posts to express our sympathy to everyone across the pond who has been affected by the awful  shooting in Las Vegas.  What an unimaginable, tragic situation.

 Our thoughts are with you all.

much love
Jan and John, xx

Saturday, 30 September 2017

Another Bit of Thievery.

Hello everyone,

Here I come...
                                                                   (This is for Dev !)

This is cuter

Now I have burgled the meme from everyone, here we go.....


Marriages - one lovely one

Proposals - ditto

Divorces - no thanks

Surgeries - four :(

Tattoos - not one, I think the divorce rate might have been different if I had!

Piercings - only my ears, just one in each ear.


Shot a gun - no thank you, it is not really an English thing 

Quit a Job -  Yes a couple of times

Been on TV - Yes in my teaching days with my little dancers

Fallen in Love - Yes  :)

Driven cross country - No

Hit  a deer - No, that would be awful

Watched a Birth - No , doing it twice  myself was quite enough, lol

Ridden in an Ambulance - Yes

Sung Karaoke - Oh  no that would be awful for everyone else!

Ice Skated - No, I did love my roller skates as a little girl

Been Surfing - No, that is my brother's big passion and I watch him

Seen the Ocean - Yes, a couple of cruises in the Med and I live by the North sea.

Ridden a horse - just about

Almost died - No

Been punched - No

Punched back - No I wouldn't have, even if I had been punched first, not my way.


In love now - Yes with my husband and my boys and my grandbaby - totally.

Hope you are all okay
love Jan, xx

Monday, 25 September 2017

Biking Bad Behaviour !

Hello everyone,

I am guessing that you really only have to read the title of this post to know exactly how things are going over here.

Of course I imagine that you all look like this

Yes I thought so. 

Honestly, you must all be so surprised to learn that someone of my angelic tendencies could possibly behave in anyway less than perfectly but I am afraid to say that I have had a very bad ride on my lovely bicycle.

As you all are aware I am supposed to ride it every day. Mostly I do, and if I don't I do have a good reason ( poorly, away for a couple of days, that sort of thing...)

Well the other day I had no good reason to renege on my obligations. I just felt


Usually once I am out and pedaling I feel better and can get going so to speak. This particular day however I didn't feel like it.
I think my beloved had a fair inkling as soon as we set off  that the was not in for an easy ride |(pardon the pun).

He always comes too, possibly to make sure I ride not hide, lol.  Possibly to keep an eye on my safety as I am pretty hopeless. Usually I choose the route we take if we are not going anywhere special. His first tip off  must have been when I flat out refused to lead the way.

an apt description

I could hear it myself when I said "I will follow you for a change", somehow even I could hear myself being stroppy. As he gave me this look

Guess what I did as he set off in front of me

Yep, that was it, good job he doesn't read here, just saying....

Of course as he is so bored with my routes he went a different way, well that didn't suit as you can imagine. I was moaning from the get go,

 too hilly ( it really wasn't),
 too much traffic (none so you would notice),
too far ( a few feet would have been too far the mood I was in) ,
too cold ( nice warm evening actually),
too hot ( It's Autumn in England, how could it be too hot!)
too fast ( nope)
too slow(nope)

I stopped..... Now please just remember here we are on a public road and although it was quiet it was still populated!

"I have had enough I am going home!" I shouted.

"Yes you are and when you  get there you are to go straight upstairs and get your knickers off . I have had just about enough of this!" he yelled back.

Goodness knows what possessed me to shout at him in the street but I suppose I asked  for his response :(

I then started back home and would you believe it I got the giggles, proper giggles even though  I knew I was in trouble.

I could hear him uttering dire threats behind me and muttering about the consequences of my actions, yada yada  yada...... He really better not read this post or else I will be getting another dose.
The more he threatened the more I laughed, must have looked like a crazy girl, riding along grinning like a hyena.

On arriving home  I was still smirking, he was still bossy :(

"Upstairs now! And open the box while you are getting ready, this needs weaponry!"

Oh dear that changed my tune a tad, I was not so keen on that idea I can tell you. While I am not a fortune teller or anything, I could foresee   wood in my imminent future.

   Oh my favourite position.

Please note I treated you to a nicer rear than mine here. In my imagination I look like this , in reality  I don't......

    No that's not me either

What ensued was a swift, very stingy spanking followed by the blooming wooden paddle and to finish off a few with  his favourite, that blasted wooden long ruler. (I wish I had sent that to Dev when he expressed an interest in it ).

I suppose by the time he had doled out  a bit of retribution I had stopped giggling and started wailing, and he had resumed  his usual demeanor. By now we were both laughing and cuddles etc were forthcoming.

Normal service resumes.

On a side note, today I had to take my bike back to the shop as .....

I have broken it :(((

Actually it has developed a nasty rattle and no it wasn't me, hubby says it is something to do with the  pedals.

On the plus side I get a day off :) Yay!

Hope you are all having a great week, with or without spankings as you so desire.
love Jan, xx

Wednesday, 23 August 2017

New Toy Equals Sore Behind!

Hello everyone,

Now I know the title of this post is enticing you all to read here today expecting an exciting spanking  tale.

What I wonder was your first thought?

 Maybe a new and dastardly implement such as one of Ronnie's stingy little 

Well I do have one of these little suckers but mine has a snazzy red handle, but no try again,

Nope, the pain isn't egg shaped!

Not a nasty piece of wood either even if mine has pretty blue ribbon threaded through the handle.

Onto another feel, could it be leather causing my pain, possibly a

Oh gosh I wish I looked like this!

I am not fond of this either but I reckon this could have done it, but no still not the right pain

It wasn't even one of these little delights
Well, I suppose some find these delightful ;)

Not to be a masochist or anything but I do so wish it had been this..

Okay suspense over. My darling husband has bought me a nice  new shiny,
Drum roll please ......

 Ta Dah!!!!

Oh my Stars!
 I love my new toy but blinking heck! I have a sore posterior. My new (and only ) rule is that I ride it every day.  After not having ridden a bike since my school days I am finding my lovely new toy very hard on the rear. Any suggestions ladies?

I am jolly sure I need to stick to my rule. I am not too keen on a naughty girl spanking at the moment.

 Not this sort  thank you very much!

 Maybe this one as a reward for all that riding, with lots of massage and rubbing in between.
A girl can dream.......

So there you have it ladies, if you want a sore behind  and can't get a spanking buy a bike!!!

Hope you are all having  a lovely week
love Jan, xxx

Thursday, 17 August 2017

My Most read post!

Hello everyone,

This is one of Amy's bright ideas and with much help from Ronnie and my husband here it is....

 just to give you a giggle....

 I can't Count!

Earlier on in the week after a count up of the biscuit, cake, chocolate action in the house my oh so kind husband decided to take action :(

"Well I make that eighty" he rumbled in a sort of satisfactory tone .

"Wait, it can't be eighty, that's impossible! I haven't been that bad! Not eighty surely" I actually squeaked on in this way for a few minutes but I figured you have the idea.

"I am going back to the last spanking and there are a few days to consider. Stop your whining and move yourself up those stairs and over those pillows"

Now I don't usually count so I had no idea if this is a lot more or less than normal  or the same but it sounded pretty scary to me so it was with a less than keen attitude that I trudged slowly to my fate.

"Oh and before you get in position get the key out"

It just got better and better, as the key referred to is the key to a lovely leather chest kept in our bedroom that contains all our  toys and kept locked just in case the kids decide to have a look.
In my opinion 80 with anything was not going to be a pleasant experience. The devil left me laying there worrying for a while before he appeared rubbing his hands with no small amount of glee. 

The first ten were administered on his arrival with what seemed like a very determined hand. I was already squirming ( which he moans about all the time, and caused him to "suggest " that  If I didn't keep still 80 could quite easily turn into 90.

"That's ten, let's see what else would make  your naughty food habits better. "
Rummaging in the box I could hear him chuckling as he returned to the bed and put several implements beside me. 

"Ten with each of these  should have you thinking about that piece of cake"

He used  a wooden spoon, I swear I could feel those little egg shapes appearing on my bottom, he used a silicon spoon ( that I actually quite like but won't be telling him anytime soon in case it get's decreed as useless), a wooden ruler ( very stingy), a really hard leather paddle ( that aimed for my thighs as the kicking levels rose)  and then  more with his hand. 

And then, and then this is where I fully expect you to have a laugh at my expense. feel free I don't grudge it to you but he asked me how many we were up to.....

"50!" I shrieked "50!" 
There was a moments silence and then he laughed loudly and said 

"Actually it was 60! But I think we will go with your count "

"No, no. I lost count that's not fair, you can't do that, you are being mean"
Who really tells their Hoh that they are mean when trapped with one hand on their back and their legs pinned ? An extra, not counted flurry of slaps accompanied that small piece of idiocy.  My stupidity levels seemed to have grown even as my counting skills had decreased.  

The remainder were given with the aid of my least favourite implement, a nasty wooden paddle and I screeched the whole time, promising fervently to avoid any food with sugar in it for ever!! 
I will admit I have broken this promise already not even a week later,  but I do think there is a wee bit of improvement.

So there you have it my friends, next time you have to count, my advice is to concentrate, or take a blinking calculator with you. I am simply going to admit I have no idea and rely on his mathematical skills which are quite clearly better than mine.

Well there you go.  A miracle has occurred I have manage to copy and paste!!

love Jan,xxx

Tuesday, 8 August 2017

Memeing on a rainy Afternoon.....

Hello everyone,

Back from a trip to London to meet up with the most amazing friends, Rosie, Ronnie, Ami and Minelle I find myself wishing it was time to do it all again. I am so lucky to have met you all and received such lovely gifts. For some reason my husband likes Ronnie's present  the best!!! he could hardly wait to get back to our hotel room to try that nifty little cane out. We then spent the weekend with Grandbaby who is two this week. It hardly seems so long since I was saying to Ami how much I longed for a grandchild and here she is two already!

I am sitting on the sofa looking out of the window , just admiring the typically English garden that my husband has lovingly grown into our own beautiful space and....

It is absolutely pouring, the rain is hammering down and not expected to stop for a good long while. So thanks to Ella I am going to while away the afternoon completing her latest meme.

1. Name a tender song that can almost make you cry.

"Close your eyes", by Michael Buble. It gets me every time.

2.What is your favourite shade of lipstick? and nail polish? If you don't wear either what do you like or dislike about the shades you see others wear?

I wear a shiny lip gloss in a pale pink and on my toe nails I change colour  to match what I am wearing. I never leave it on at night and rarely wear it on my fingers. I don't mind what others wear but I am not a fan of black.

3.Name a children's nursery rhyme or song that you loved and to which you can remember all the words.

The first one that grandbaby took a liking to was "Twinkle twinkle little star" so probably that has become well known around here.

4.What outfit would you put on in the morning if you wanted to feel happy and well dressed?

One of my phase eight or Roman dresses with nude patent shoes, with a little heel. Maybe a nice jacket if it is chilly.

5.If you had enough money to buy just one, would it be a cottage by the ocean or a cabin in the mountains?

Cabin in the mountains, no question.

6.If you are old enough, which one of the Beatles did you have a thing for? If you are not that old, tell us a musician that really did it for you.

Not a Beatle for me, it was .......

 Yummy then and ...


 Yep, still got it, lol.

7.Name a smell you love, your choice.
 Flowers, especially roses. Surprisingly I love the smell of Vanilla too ;)  

8.How often do you defuzz your legs? Wax,razor or electric?
In the shower, every day, takes no time at all. Couldn't stand to leave them for days on end!

9.How /why did you choose your blog name?

 Seriously that is why, I am stupid .

10.What do you like to eat for breakfast? To drink? Tea or Coffee?
 My favourite meal of the day and I could eat it anytime in preference to anything else. 

                                     coffee and toast, white bread, proper butter and marmalade. 

11.How many siblings do you have? Are you the oldest, youngest or in the middle?
 I have one totally amazing brother who is a couple of years younger than me and yes I was the bossy older sister.

12.What is your favourite salad dressing?

None, I eat it as it comes with nothing on it.

13. If you could sit next to anyone (alive) on a long plane trip who would you pick?
 If I wasn't sitting next to my husband I would want to be by myself.  My kindle and I would be just fine by ourselves thanks.

14.Have you ever gone shopping just to cheer yourself up?

   Is this a trick question?

15. If there is one thing that can make you lose your temper what would it be?
  I can't think of one thing, I think I must just fly off the handle randomly  :( and probably too often.

16.Tell us the best photo you have ever had taken.
 Oh gosh I am not keen on photos of me. My husband's favourite is one he took of me sitting on the edge of a fountain in Paris the weekend we got engaged.

17. Have you ever gone skinny dipping and where?
Recently we hired a log cabin with a hot tub to celebrate our wedding anniversary and we were naked in the hot tub all the time, but in a pool or the sea no.

18. What do you like on your pizza? What don't you like?

    Just cheese for me, thanks. I am not a fan of spicy pizza or too much meat. 

Thanks Ella, that filled in the afternoon nicely.  

Hope you are all well and happy
love Jan, xx