Thursday, 17 August 2017

My Most read post!


Hello everyone,

This is one of Amy's bright ideas and with much help from Ronnie and my husband here it is....



 just to give you a giggle....

 I can't Count!

Earlier on in the week after a count up of the biscuit, cake, chocolate action in the house my oh so kind husband decided to take action :(

"Well I make that eighty" he rumbled in a sort of satisfactory tone .



"Wait, it can't be eighty, that's impossible! I haven't been that bad! Not eighty surely" I actually squeaked on in this way for a few minutes but I figured you have the idea.

"I am going back to the last spanking and there are a few days to consider. Stop your whining and move yourself up those stairs and over those pillows"

Now I don't usually count so I had no idea if this is a lot more or less than normal  or the same but it sounded pretty scary to me so it was with a less than keen attitude that I trudged slowly to my fate.

"Oh and before you get in position get the key out"

It just got better and better, as the key referred to is the key to a lovely leather chest kept in our bedroom that contains all our  toys and kept locked just in case the kids decide to have a look.
In my opinion 80 with anything was not going to be a pleasant experience. The devil left me laying there worrying for a while before he appeared rubbing his hands with no small amount of glee. 

The first ten were administered on his arrival with what seemed like a very determined hand. I was already squirming ( which he moans about all the time, and caused him to "suggest " that  If I didn't keep still 80 could quite easily turn into 90.

"That's ten, let's see what else would make  your naughty food habits better. "
Rummaging in the box I could hear him chuckling as he returned to the bed and put several implements beside me. 

"Ten with each of these  should have you thinking about that piece of cake"

He used  a wooden spoon, I swear I could feel those little egg shapes appearing on my bottom, he used a silicon spoon ( that I actually quite like but won't be telling him anytime soon in case it get's decreed as useless), a wooden ruler ( very stingy), a really hard leather paddle ( that aimed for my thighs as the kicking levels rose)  and then  more with his hand. 

And then, and then this is where I fully expect you to have a laugh at my expense. feel free I don't grudge it to you but he asked me how many we were up to.....

"50!" I shrieked "50!" 
There was a moments silence and then he laughed loudly and said 

"Actually it was 60! But I think we will go with your count "

"No, no. I lost count that's not fair, you can't do that, you are being mean"
Who really tells their Hoh that they are mean when trapped with one hand on their back and their legs pinned ? An extra, not counted flurry of slaps accompanied that small piece of idiocy.  My stupidity levels seemed to have grown even as my counting skills had decreased.  

The remainder were given with the aid of my least favourite implement, a nasty wooden paddle and I screeched the whole time, promising fervently to avoid any food with sugar in it for ever!! 
I will admit I have broken this promise already not even a week later,  but I do think there is a wee bit of improvement.

So there you have it my friends, next time you have to count, my advice is to concentrate, or take a blinking calculator with you. I am simply going to admit I have no idea and rely on his mathematical skills which are quite clearly better than mine.


Well there you go.  A miracle has occurred I have manage to copy and paste!!

love Jan,xxx

Tuesday, 8 August 2017

Memeing on a rainy Afternoon.....


Hello everyone,

Back from a trip to London to meet up with the most amazing friends, Rosie, Ronnie, Ami and Minelle I find myself wishing it was time to do it all again. I am so lucky to have met you all and received such lovely gifts. For some reason my husband likes Ronnie's present  the best!!! he could hardly wait to get back to our hotel room to try that nifty little cane out. We then spent the weekend with Grandbaby who is two this week. It hardly seems so long since I was saying to Ami how much I longed for a grandchild and here she is two already!

I am sitting on the sofa looking out of the window , just admiring the typically English garden that my husband has lovingly grown into our own beautiful space and....

It is absolutely pouring, the rain is hammering down and not expected to stop for a good long while. So thanks to Ella I am going to while away the afternoon completing her latest meme.

1. Name a tender song that can almost make you cry.



"Close your eyes", by Michael Buble. It gets me every time.

2.What is your favourite shade of lipstick? and nail polish? If you don't wear either what do you like or dislike about the shades you see others wear?

I wear a shiny lip gloss in a pale pink and on my toe nails I change colour  to match what I am wearing. I never leave it on at night and rarely wear it on my fingers. I don't mind what others wear but I am not a fan of black.

3.Name a children's nursery rhyme or song that you loved and to which you can remember all the words.

The first one that grandbaby took a liking to was "Twinkle twinkle little star" so probably that has become well known around here.

4.What outfit would you put on in the morning if you wanted to feel happy and well dressed?

One of my phase eight or Roman dresses with nude patent shoes, with a little heel. Maybe a nice jacket if it is chilly.

5.If you had enough money to buy just one, would it be a cottage by the ocean or a cabin in the mountains?

Cabin in the mountains, no question.

6.If you are old enough, which one of the Beatles did you have a thing for? If you are not that old, tell us a musician that really did it for you.

Not a Beatle for me, it was .......


 
 Yummy then and ...
  

  

 Yep, still got it, lol.

7.Name a smell you love, your choice.
 Flowers, especially roses. Surprisingly I love the smell of Vanilla too ;)  
 

8.How often do you defuzz your legs? Wax,razor or electric?
In the shower, every day, takes no time at all. Couldn't stand to leave them for days on end!

9.How /why did you choose your blog name?


 Seriously that is why, I am stupid .

10.What do you like to eat for breakfast? To drink? Tea or Coffee?
 My favourite meal of the day and I could eat it anytime in preference to anything else. 


                                                            
                                     coffee and toast, white bread, proper butter and marmalade. 

11.How many siblings do you have? Are you the oldest, youngest or in the middle?
 I have one totally amazing brother who is a couple of years younger than me and yes I was the bossy older sister.

12.What is your favourite salad dressing?

None, I eat it as it comes with nothing on it.

13. If you could sit next to anyone (alive) on a long plane trip who would you pick?
 If I wasn't sitting next to my husband I would want to be by myself.  My kindle and I would be just fine by ourselves thanks.

14.Have you ever gone shopping just to cheer yourself up?

   Is this a trick question?

15. If there is one thing that can make you lose your temper what would it be?
  I can't think of one thing, I think I must just fly off the handle randomly  :( and probably too often.

16.Tell us the best photo you have ever had taken.
 Oh gosh I am not keen on photos of me. My husband's favourite is one he took of me sitting on the edge of a fountain in Paris the weekend we got engaged.

17. Have you ever gone skinny dipping and where?
Recently we hired a log cabin with a hot tub to celebrate our wedding anniversary and we were naked in the hot tub all the time, but in a pool or the sea no.

18. What do you like on your pizza? What don't you like?

    Just cheese for me, thanks. I am not a fan of spicy pizza or too much meat. 

Thanks Ella, that filled in the afternoon nicely.  

Hope you are all well and happy
love Jan, xx 

Tuesday, 18 July 2017

Pillow fighting :)



Hello there,

I think I must have forgot my age for a moment or too because as my husband joined me the other evening in bed I suddenly had an attack of naughtiness!

 I had been in bed for a while reading a spanky story,  one of April Hill's actually, they do make me laugh  and seem to incite  impishness.
So you see it wasn't my fault that as my husband turned back his side of the duvet I suddenly snatched up his pillows and threw them away after first walloping my astounded hubby with them.
I then got the giggles and couldn't stop laughing. I think it was the look on his face, lol.


 Just like this, lol!!

I really hope he doesn't read this as that  will probably get me another go round ! ( he looks nothing like that but I couldn't resist the pic)

Oops!

Hubby good naturedly picked them up  and grinned as he swiped me back. Still giggling I threw them away again and giggled on.....

Suddenly the tone of voice changed,

"Pick them up."

"You could pick them up, you aren't in bed yet"

"PICK.THEM.UP."

"Umm, I am comfy here thank you"

"NOW!! And don't push your luck"

I reluctantly got moving. Slowly.

"Actually while you are there you may as well put them on the bed and get in your favourite position. I am pretty sure you know whats coming"

:(

Well sometimes I will admit to liking that position, you know, when a massage is on the cards  or other activities best not talked about  here for fear of putting you off your tea.


 "Chop chop, it is bedtime my sweet"





There after ensued a short  and very stingy  surprise spanking, didn't last long and I was still a giggly mess afterwards .

 Might just try that again one day. The surprise element (the look on his face) is most entertaining to see I can assure you.. And it seems to be a great sleeping aid.


All's well that ends well :)


Why don't you give it a go? And let me know how it goes.

Have fun,

love Jan, xx

Sunday, 16 July 2017

Missed You....


Hello everyone,

A few months ago I decided to take a break from Blogland after four and a half years. I think maybe life has taken it's toll on me, ill health, family issues, life in general I suppose.  I found myself only blogging about the horrid stuff, always moaning. Who wants to read that? No one, anymore than I want to write it.



I will admit to lurking sometimes, but I couldn't bring myself to comment on anyone's posts as I lost confidence when I commented on a new blogger's post that had worried me.
I felt it best to stay quiet for a little while.


However I do have lots of friends out here and lots have contacted me by email and I am very grateful to you all. So I dipping my toe back in the water so to speak, just to say hello.....


I hope all of you are well and happy and enjoying ttwd. That aspect of our lives seems to have settled into a relaxing fun sort of thing,  morning spankings mostly,  just because he/we want to. There has been no "proper" discipline of any kind, due in part to my angelic behaviour (or his ignoring the naughtiness, much more likely, sigh...).
I am not complaining, how could he  really spank someone who is already in pain? Why would I want him too? And if he did could I cope with it.... I am thinking probably not if I am truly honest.
I think my mind wants more than my body and he knows it
Sad but true. Still there are

 Plenty of the giggly ones



Some of  these ;)



 It might be different these days but this is still as true as ever


as is this.......


In our day to day life, we still have two oldies to care for. I have heard today that the nursing home in which they live has been put up for sale. I have no idea what will happen as yet. I am in almost daily as fil is so frail and mil is a joy to visit!

Grand baby has been to stay again and we have had some lovely times with her, she is almost two now and the light of our lives. She loves bows, sparkles, any book she can lay her hands on, and her favourite person in the world appears to be her  Poppa.

 Not to brag or anything but I think I know this one off by heart as it is her favourite!!



The English summer has been lovely, days of sunshine and flowers, walks on the beach and in the country. In a few weeks time we are having another bloggers meet up and I am so looking forward to meeting up with some English bloggers friends and Minelle. I am sure we will miss Ella and DF but what a treat to meet our famous artist friend from across the sea.


Hope you are all having a fun summer (or winter in Lindy and Roz's neck of the woods),
Missed you all. Thank you to all of you who have emailed me, I have much appreciated it.
love Jan, xx












Saturday, 15 April 2017

Happy Easter!



   Hello everyone,






Hope you all have a lovely Easter with friends and family

with love 
Jan and John
xxxx

Saturday, 8 April 2017

Late Answers!



Hello everyone,

These are the last of my March questions. I am a bit late in the answer department ,
 but better late than never...

Katie asked these.

What does a great day look like for you? Do you have hobbies?  How is Grandbaby?  Do you ever get spanked for spoiling her and buying her too many clothes and toys?

A great day is just spent with hubby. We are enjoying retirement and love pottering round new towns and villages round us. A nice lunch out, a visit to a tourist attraction, I love a visit to  a stately home. Doesn't matter about the weather, just an easy day.
Also I love when I visit my oldies and they are well and happy ( as this is not on the cards at the moment, when this happens it is a really good day).

As to hobbies, I love love love reading. It has been my thing since I was a tiny girl and my kindle is my favourite possession.


I also enjoy sewing a little bit. I am not very good at it but I like a bit of patchwork and have made lots of bits for our home and especially grandbaby's room


Grandbaby is wonderful, she is gabbling on non stop, can count to ten, and knows some colours. She too is book mad.  I wonder where she got that from! She  traces the words with her finger saying da da da da as she goes! The best thing is she is coming for a holiday to Grandma and Grandpa's in June.


We love having her all to ourselves,  we are having a wooden play house in the garden ready for her trip, and her wardrobe has a new selection of summer dresses ready and waiting.......and so onto your next question.

No, he is as bad as me, who do you think is building the house? ( I am making curtains and cushions.)
Yes we really are bonkers grandparents!!

Okay now onto Cat's question.

What four people living or dead would you invite for drinks and dinner? 

For me the hardest question,  I  struggled with this one, toyed with having just my favourite authors but decided to branch out as I couldn't settle on just four!

Here goes, first of all I would have my friend Lindy. I fear that in real life our paths would never be able to cross so I would have her and Bear here for this.


Next on the list would be Bradley Walsh, a comedian, quiz host and all round nice chap

  Just my cup of tea


Funny, beautiful, sweet, gentle she would be a perfect guest. When I was young I wanted to be just like her.


Gorgeous, hunky, Dom like, he will definitely top it off!

Hope you are all having a great weekend

Love Jan, xxx

Tuesday, 4 April 2017

Literary Questions.


Hello everyone,

Today's questions are  mostly book related so I thought I would put them together.

Ronnie asked.

Have you ever thought of writing a spanking (or Vanilla) book yourself? 
What is your favourite implement and why?



 I would love to write a book. I just can't think of a plot I haven't read! I have read thousands of books in my life time, truly and I cannot think of an original idea to save my life. If I could get started I reckon I would like to give it a go but I really don't think I have the skills for it.

My favourite implement apart from his hand is a wide leather belt, no idea why, the thud , the sting , who knows? I am just kinky, lol



EL asks 
What are your three favourite books?

This is an impossible question. I love so many books. I know I am going to ramble on, it is books after all.....

My most favourite spanking author is  Maren Smith. I swear if I read her books in print not on my kindle I would have read the print off the page. Have you been to the Castle? 

  I love everything she writes. Her Corbin's Bend books almost made me pack a bag and move!!

 I also love love love Ashe Barker's trilogies. There are four sets of three and I couldn't put them down.




  Deliciously English, sexy Doms and sweet heroines.


Of course I don't only read spanking books, I love mysteries especially Dick Francis novels 


Horses, murder, super!!

Of course as a teenager I discovered the world of Jilly Cooper

  Who hasn't enjoyed a joyous romp through the sexy scenarios created by this wonderful lady?

To be honest there are so many wonderful authors in the world, I am grateful to all of them. From Enid Blyton in my childhood to my blogger author  friends  of today I am so glad to share your work.

I have a couple of questions to go , Cat and Katie still to go....

Hope you are all having a great week, big hugs to Lindy, hope you get better soon.

love Jan, xxx